Why Are You Still Single?

So Delroy, Why are you still single? 

By Nesta (because Delroy would never write this) 

They're all asking 

So Delroy, why are you still single? 

Why? Because I won't settle 

Not for less than I deserve 

Or Delroy, are you just running around? 

To that I reply, Hell No! 

Single isn't the status that I want 

Wife with two children, a house and a dog

Maybe a cat and definitely some fish 

Being single isn't my wish! 

Delroy, you know you're getting old? 

Hurry up, just pick somebody, already! 

But who? Just anybody? 

I know what I want and from whom to find it

But she keeps looking way past me 

And because of who I am and what I see in her, I keep on waiting 

But Delroy, just love anybody in the meantime 

Nah, that feels like a waste of my time 

I will only give my love to one more person in my lifetime, 

The next will be the last 

And after that, if it doesn't work out? 

Then fine, I'm prepared to take that chance!